(via kosovan)
Poop
Hi I’m Henry an welcome to Disney channel! *eats fetus*
hows everybody doing?
Why are there never any black elves?
Nvm I forgot about slavery lol
wtf i never reblogged this someone must have put the old url in
(via kosovan)
Me about to fist your bitch
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
(via kosovan)
The economy is rough *looks away from computer screen and smiles at camera* but the best financial decision of my life was whoring out my body!
Idaho? No, you’re the fucking whore you BiTCh you SLePT WITH MY BOSS.